Henderson v Worcester
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@Yellow said in Henderson v Worcester:
Fun fact.
If you had put a bottle of Worcester sauce in a Liverpool kit and left it on the pitch for 90 minutes on Friday night against Norwich, it would have completed the same amount of key passes as Jordan Henderson did.
Would've shown more charisma than Henderson in the post match interviews too.
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@Le-Blanc I'm not sure what I take from this as I dont know what a Worcester poster is......
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Which is worse folks??
The embarrassment you suffer when you mispronouce worcester in public ... 🤔
Or
The overwhelming shame you feel when you praise Henderson on a football forum ... 🤔
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@johnboywalker I feel like Henderson is gona score the winner tonight now and shoot to £1 🤷♂️
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@Vespasian32 said in Henderson v Worcester:
@johnboywalker I feel like Henderson is gona score the winner tonight now and shoot to £1 🤷♂️
Henderson is 25/1 to be first goal scorer tonight, or 9/1 any time scorer.
If you're that worried, you could stick a bit of money on one of those outcomes and if it comes in you'd be far better off for your bet than if you held him on FI.
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@Vespasian32 said in Henderson v Worcester:
@johnboywalker I feel like Henderson is gona score the winner tonight now and shoot to £1 🤷♂️
Can you imagine the shit flinging that would start in the 'other chat' 🤐 if that happened ... Dan is probably filling up a poop catapult at we speak! 💩
Speaking of self proclaimed visionaries, I went to see the 'book of Mormon' recently at the theatre. That Joseph Smith Jnr was an interesting chap. 🤣🤔
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I can confidently say that a bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce has as much chance of winning MB, PB or IPD dividends tonight, as Jordan Henderson.
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@Advinculas-Index hendos is the only choice. 🤦♂️
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I think Heinz has a lot more appeal than either of these two plus he can play soup, sauce or even side
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@johnboywalker he’ll be like aria in GOT i can guarantee ill be on his shit list
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Poor dan funny as fook this thread better than the women's world cup thread.
Henderson in minus figures for the day 😂😂😂
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Historically Worcester has done better with MB, and his PB seems to be improving in a better side. Given the fact Worcester has the Euros next year I can easily see his price doubling and be close to the sterling bracket.
Henderson is far too bland, and his style just doesn’t excite in the way Worcester does. Worcester is the ideal ingredient in any potential champions league winning side, whereas Henderson IMHO looks like he drags any team into mediocracy.
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@BeanDrown and i bet you like to Drown your Beans in Worcester 😂
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@Dan-w oh Dan, silly silly Dan!!! bet you think Eric Dyer is great don't you 🤦♂️
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Just be careful on Worcester’s injury record though - he is made of glass apparently
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@9stevo does does that officially mean hes better neymar now!?🤦🏻♂️
As for Eric Dier, hes even worse!!!!
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@ocs123 said in Henderson v Worcester:
I can confidently say that a bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce has as much chance of winning MB, PB or IPD dividends tonight, as Jordan Henderson.
I was correct.
Despite lifting the Super Cup last night (FACT), Henderson won no more in dividends than a bottle of Lea & Perrins (FACT).
These are all FACTS and if you dare to disagree with me I will bore you all to death with hundreds of posts about Lea & Perrins (because i own shares in the company).
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@ocs123 said in Henderson v Worcester:
@ocs123 said in Henderson v Worcester:
I can confidently say that a bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce has as much chance of winning MB, PB or IPD dividends tonight, as Jordan Henderson.
I was correct.
Despite lifting the Super Cup last night (FACT), Henderson won no more in dividends than a bottle of Lea & Perrins (FACT).
These are all FACTS and if you dare to disagree with me I will bore you all to death with hundreds of posts about Lea & Perrins (because i own shares in the company).
It is true that Jordan Henderson got no more in dividends than Rafael Leao and Loic Perrin last night.
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@Dan-w who mentioned Neymar?!! You said Henderson was a shite footballer, he very clearly isn't!! I don't and wouldn't hold him on FI as he's not suited to making money on here but he's very obviously not shite is he 😂🤣😂🤦♂️
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@9stevo I'm guessing you haven't seen the neymar v Henderson thread... dont blame you if you haven't read any of it,but my reference on this thread was linked to that. In fact this whole post was created off the back of that other one! A few posts down on it, @Vespasian32 made a funny comment, that's what my reference was to, just incase you wanted clarity on my post. I do still think hes shite though....
