There was a young fellow called Cole...



  • There was a young fellow called Cole
    Who found himself in a bit of a hole
    But then he found rockets
    And soon lined his pockets
    Finally he came off the dole
    πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€
    πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘



  • There once was a trader named Erica,
    She loved penny stocks and she'd tell it' ya,
    She slagged off young Trent,
    But wasn't hell bent,
    'Cos honest, there was no agenda-a



  • There once was a player named Rooney
    I bought him they thought I was loony
    Bollocks to Trent
    Pogbas on the descent
    Im sticking with Hendo and Rooney



  • There was a young fella called Sarr,
    The owners of Watford know we will go far,
    He will score lots of goals
    Defenders will make him do rolls
    So put all your money into him as he is cheap ..



  • There was a young lad called Troy Parrott
    Who once found himself perched on his carrot
    But then Kane went lame
    And soon Parrott soon found his top game
    Finally he rocketed to Β£5 pound and traders were soon singing for Parrot again



  • @MickTurbo said in There was a young fellow called Cole...:

    There once was a trader named Erica,
    She loved penny stocks and she'd tell it' ya,
    She slagged off young Trent,
    But wasn't hell bent,
    'Cos honest, there was no agenda-a

    • There was a young trader called Mick
    • He ended up physically sick
    • He asked for a 'Boro
    • And sat there is sorrow
    • As his shares tumbled doubley-quick

    πŸ˜‰πŸ‘

    Night, night boys @MickTurbo (it just rhymes - no offense)

    Edited: slept on it, & thought of a less offensive line



  • There was an old lady from Ghent,
    who slept on a bed of cement.
    Her bed was well used,
    and her body well bruised,
    and the back of her head had a dent

    I'm papering walls in the loo,
    And quite frankly I haven't a clue.
    For the pattern's all wrong,
    Or the paper's too long,
    And I'm stuck to the toilet with glue



  • @Ericali said in There was a young fellow called Cole...:

    @MickTurbo said in There was a young fellow called Cole...:

    There once was a trader named Erica,
    She loved penny stocks and she'd tell it' ya,
    She slagged off young Trent,
    But wasn't hell bent,
    'Cos honest, there was no agenda-a

    • There was a young trader called Mick
    • He ended up physically sick
    • He asked for a 'Boro
    • And sat there is sorrow
    • And looked like a bit of a p-rick

    πŸ˜‰πŸ‘

    Night, night boys @MickTurbo (it just rhymes - no offense)

    None taken Erica πŸ˜‰



  • Take heed of the trader who bought,

    A load of his shares without thought,

    Some crap IPO's, and a touch of FOMO,

    Did irreperable damage to his Port.



  • There was a young fella called Cherki
    IPO’d while I was having my turkey
    Got in at Β£3
    But I shit like a hound
    β€˜Cos my mate got in at Β£1.30



  • There was a young man called Chris Brunt
    No relation to Steve or Noel Hunt
    Now warms up the bench
    Cos Slaven Bilic
    Thinks he looks like a bit of a c......



  • @Ericali πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



  • @Mr-Fuzzman said in There was a young fellow called Cole...:

    There was a young fella called Cherki
    IPO’d while I was having my turkey
    Got in at Β£3
    But I shit like a hound
    β€˜Cos my mate got in at Β£1.30

    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†



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  • There was once a poor lad from Maine
    Who found fifty quid on the train
    He discovered FI
    Put it all in Depay
    Now he’s rich and drinks nowt but champagne



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  • Andy M was a trader we know
    Who'd pick fights with buckets of snow
    He'd argue a theme
    Until it turned steam
    And then off his rocker he'd blow



  • A tipster from Salford bet on the index,
    Fancied himself a blog,
    But thanks to a frog named findex,
    I make more money on the bog.

    He now tends bar does Eric;
    When I frequent I remind him, I'm still game...
    "Two pints prick!!"
    And over a beer we still clash on many a name.

    His following wained, And I still reign,
    But on Brexit we'll always agree... F*** Remain!



  • @Vespasian32 Meh, πŸ˜• needs a bit of work, thought I'd have something a bit more catchy from a privately educated schoolboy from Windsor.

    C+ for effort πŸ‘


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