We all use the forum for insights and some occasional entertainment but there is an underlying lexicon that goes along with it's usage. Some of the newer members will not be aware of the double meaning or plain outlandishness of some of the statements. Here's 10 off the top of my head.
1: "He's dropped massively, time to top up, everyone" - I have my futures in the sell queue, quick buy them so i'm not left holding this crock of shit!
2: "I'm up 24p in 24 hours!" - I'm up 12p in 24 hours because i only got on half way through the rise.
3: I've heard from a reliable source the player is: Transfer/Payrise/due a first team game/International call up/bummed a heron. - There is no reliable source as they've been reading Italian media outlets or their brother-in-law has been spouting shite down the pub again.
4: At 17p "Oleg McNoleg" is a must punt as he's been linked with everyone - A combination of sell queue-itis/Italian media/ drug induced hallucinations as he's either 14/38 years old and/or once punched Dennis Wise/drug addict/shit.
5: Just managed to get 300 "New IPO'ed player" for 30p! - Got 300 "new Player for 30p and then got stung entering the market only seconds later and picked up 300 for £1.78 each and then the arse fell out the market.
6: I've created a graph - I've stolen a graph.
7: Statistically speaking X is... - I'm making it up.
8: Why have i not got my dividends? - I can't read/ i have already spent my dividends and didn't notice I had them/i am trying to view the website on my kids Speak and spell.
9: What do we think about "name of player"? - I'm too lazy to research and also your opinion is irrelevant because i've already bought 2000 so just argue amongst yourselves and drive the price up?
10: I'm new - I'm here to be told to buy/sell Pogba (i've already bought 3, wow they are expensive)
Any suggestion the above statements are related to any real people on the forum is purely coincidental @Ericali