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    Ellisandro

    @Ellisandro

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    • FI Language: What people really mean!

      We all use the forum for insights and some occasional entertainment but there is an underlying lexicon that goes along with it's usage. Some of the newer members will not be aware of the double meaning or plain outlandishness of some of the statements. Here's 10 off the top of my head.

      1: "He's dropped massively, time to top up, everyone" - I have my futures in the sell queue, quick buy them so i'm not left holding this crock of shit!

      2: "I'm up 24p in 24 hours!" - I'm up 12p in 24 hours because i only got on half way through the rise.

      3: I've heard from a reliable source the player is: Transfer/Payrise/due a first team game/International call up/bummed a heron. - There is no reliable source as they've been reading Italian media outlets or their brother-in-law has been spouting shite down the pub again.

      4: At 17p "Oleg McNoleg" is a must punt as he's been linked with everyone - A combination of sell queue-itis/Italian media/ drug induced hallucinations as he's either 14/38 years old and/or once punched Dennis Wise/drug addict/shit.

      5: Just managed to get 300 "New IPO'ed player" for 30p! - Got 300 "new Player for 30p and then got stung entering the market only seconds later and picked up 300 for £1.78 each and then the arse fell out the market.

      6: I've created a graph - I've stolen a graph.

      7: Statistically speaking X is... - I'm making it up.

      8: Why have i not got my dividends? - I can't read/ i have already spent my dividends and didn't notice I had them/i am trying to view the website on my kids Speak and spell.

      9: What do we think about "name of player"? - I'm too lazy to research and also your opinion is irrelevant because i've already bought 2000 so just argue amongst yourselves and drive the price up?

      10: I'm new - I'm here to be told to buy/sell Pogba (i've already bought 3, wow they are expensive)
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      Any suggestion the above statements are related to any real people on the forum is purely coincidental @Ericali

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: Divs being taken back

      I have asked for them to confirm their identity before they can have their money back. I asked for a driving license and their maiden Aunt's inside leg measurements. The have written back to me saying i should have told them about this before they deposited the dividend into my account...tch.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: Is there an advantage to having lots of money in the index nowadays?

      I have a reasonable to large sized portfolio and the mental process was:

      1: Identify FI as a place to make more money than having it in the bank/premium bonds or that nice email the man from Nigeria sent me about the terrible circumstances with his Uncle and the gold bullion.
      2: Invest in MB/PB winners
      3: Hope Dividends remain positive whilst looking for Cap App across the board
      4: Spot the odd youngster (no not in that way you dirty boy)
      5: Remove cash play with profit
      6: Recent port decline makes you go down to the building at the end of the garden with your trusty shotgun only to find wife has removed firing pin due to life insurance paperwork not in order.
      7: Watch Portugal vs Luxembourg because FI has fucked with your ability to support England in favour of Ronaldo dividend chasing
      8: Realise this was a blessing

      There...the mindset of a large investor.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: What Ever Happened To....?

      I am alive! I just sit around in my pants (I try not to sit around in other peoples pants) and drink Peroni and home educate my children.

      "Daddy, why do people in Paraguay speak Spanish - During a lesson about fractions
      "Daddy, what happens if the sun explodes" - During an explanation about writing fairy tales
      "Daddy, who is Hitler ?" - During a white supremacist meeting that they weren't supposed to be speaking at and the pillowcases kept slipping over their eyes.

      As for football index I sold off half my port to invest in a food sustainability company which had some nice timing issues but certain complexities due to AIDS or Dysentery or whatever it is everyone has. I blame the Congolese.

      The remaining port keeps me ticking over in dividends until the season starts again.

      I haven't posted on here because of the fact nothing is going on and I have little interest in speculation on the size of Kai Havertz's nut sack or if he's a vegan or not.

      @Ericali You're still a feckless oaf i presume? ;)

      Oh, I am not @Vespasian32

      I did a FIG podcast not a HWAH one though i wouldn't mind a crack at that and trying to be more entertaining that my FIG one.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: Are you holding or cutting your losses

      I just had a poo. It was a good poo.

      Having a poo is very much like trading.

      You settle down. You make sure you have enough reading material and then you go about your business. Don't rush it and certainly don't force it.

      Trading and having a poo. The key to satisfaction is patience and reading material.

      Next week: Why having a wank is like Bingo.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: Neymar out for a month (mouth)

      @LittleFish said in Neymar out for a month (mouth):

      Done his hamstring in. That's it for me IS time.

      Hold on...so you're going to IS him even though a dividend increase will potentially target the top end? Come on put your money where you month is and wait till the end of the mouth.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: Sell queue

      @MrWh1te said in Sell queue:

      @Ericali
      Lmao nah, I am over it. Shit happens. Could have been worse, Neymar could have a bad injury and my port drop.

      What's the secret to your success? I want my wife to leave me.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
      Ellisandro
      Ellisandro
    • RE: Harry Kane - A Sure Thing?

      @NewUser90649 said in Harry Kane - A Sure Thing?:

      Harry is a bit dull? Come on mate you are gonna have to do better than that!

      Dull =

      Explicitly he isn't outspoken due to his speech impediment, he looks like a horse so he's not going to be wildly great for endorsements.He's not a shagger and he's unlikely to fall out with Poch or punch Ben Davies

      He's the least controversial high profile player in England.

      At least Sterling looks and acts like a total c***.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
      Ellisandro
      Ellisandro
    • For the first time ever I am revealing a port. Please Rate it:

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      I think you'll agree there is an older foreign feel to it.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro

    Latest posts made by Ellisandro

    • What I said to the man who tried to get me to sell Bruno....

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      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: List of top pumps on the Internet this week: 18/09/2020

      @Journey said in List of top pumps on the Internet this week: 18/09/2020:

      I see you're a fan of positive-dispacement pumps. I'm more of a velocity pump type of guy.

      and that is why you will never marry my sister...you hear me NEVER!

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • List of top pumps on the Internet this week: 18/09/2020

      Rotary lobe pump.
      Progressive cavity pump.
      Rotary gear pump.
      Piston pump.
      Diaphragm pump.
      Screw pump.
      Gear pump.
      Hydraulic pump.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
      Ellisandro
      Ellisandro
    • RE: For the first time ever I am revealing a port. Please Rate it:

      @Black-Wolf said in For the first time ever I am revealing a port. Please Rate it::

      @Ellisandro thats a big port with some very large holds

      Boom Port jokes AHOY!

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • For the first time ever I am revealing a port. Please Rate it:

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      I think you'll agree there is an older foreign feel to it.

      posted in General Trading Discussion
      Ellisandro
      Ellisandro
    • RE: Death in Paradise

      I neither confirm nor deny this!

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: Telles To Man Utd Deal Could Be Close

      @Dan-The-Man said in Telles To Man Utd Deal Could Be Close:

      @NewUser469373 said in Telles To Man Utd Deal Could Be Close:

      @Dan-The-Man Without intending to be supercilious... As a Liverpool fan this is how we used to talk from 1991-2017.

      I'm a Leeds fan.

      and therefore a wanker :)

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • RE: If you don’t enjoy FI don’t invest

      I don't enjoy muesli...so i don't invest! Wait what?

      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro
    • Somalian reserve GK playing in Beazer Homes League for under 5p

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      posted in General Trading Discussion
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      Ellisandro