@Karl said in Havertz sell price:

@JasG007 ..Can guarantee you if you hold him for three years he will be far higher than today

unless he dies in a freak yachting accident.

@Frank-Mole-Pepys said in Another delay ... now 1500 hours!! 🤪:

Language is interesting...

Matching Engine IS going live...

We ANTICIPATE opening market at 3pm...

If it's going to be another day, launch Monday or push it right back a month, that's fine. But just make sure you 100% hit the next announced date and time.

Nobody ever hits their publicly announced go live date! It's a lie! I am glad none of you invested in the High Speed rail network!

Hands up who's ever done a software release to a live environment?

No?

Thought not...

The fact they haven't slipped by days is impressive. Matching engines are hard to put together as well. I know from painful experience.

@MrWh1te said in Scaremongery? Your Thoughts.(Poll):

@Ellisandro
Who is the people's poet?

Do you think that FI would charge the sell price if you do not agree to the principles of the new platform changes (regardless if you agree with them or not) One could say they are moving the goalposts regarding the market volatility and value?

Just a thought don't all shit your pants and start crying about the "people's poet" leaving!

buying my normal quota of dildos and hairnets.

I am alive! I just sit around in my pants (I try not to sit around in other peoples pants) and drink Peroni and home educate my children.

"Daddy, why do people in Paraguay speak Spanish - During a lesson about fractions
"Daddy, what happens if the sun explodes" - During an explanation about writing fairy tales
"Daddy, who is Hitler ?" - During a white supremacist meeting that they weren't supposed to be speaking at and the pillowcases kept slipping over their eyes.

As for football index I sold off half my port to invest in a food sustainability company which had some nice timing issues but certain complexities due to AIDS or Dysentery or whatever it is everyone has. I blame the Congolese.

The remaining port keeps me ticking over in dividends until the season starts again.

I haven't posted on here because of the fact nothing is going on and I have little interest in speculation on the size of Kai Havertz's nut sack or if he's a vegan or not.

@Ericali You're still a feckless oaf i presume? ;)

Oh, I am not @Vespasian32

I did a FIG podcast not a HWAH one though i wouldn't mind a crack at that and trying to be more entertaining that my FIG one.

Dammit Eric...you've jinxed him by buying it! You utter mushroom!

3000 Sancho...about 4 hours!