Harry is a bit dull? Come on mate you are gonna have to do better than that!
Explicitly he isn't outspoken due to his speech impediment, he looks like a horse so he's not going to be wildly great for endorsements.He's not a shagger and he's unlikely to fall out with Poch or punch Ben Davies
He's the least controversial high profile player in England.
At least Sterling looks and acts like a total c***.